mst3k time chasers quotes

Mike Nelson: Knickers would be ideal, but the watch... that's... that's fine... fine. I was getting all the... Dr. Forrester: Well, you can return to this world. Mike Nelson: "Map Israel"? Tom Servo: This is the worst movie we've ever seen here. Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay? Oh mother. Tom Servo: Ooooooooooooh, he is my absolute all-time favorite! Yes, of course it relates to watching the movie Hobgoblins. Joel Robinson: Well, what would you know about being a stud? Dr. Almada: The professor had given up his life to save ours. Owww ho-ho-ooogh! The joke's on them! Thermonuclearrrrrr protectionnnnn woooooo! Torgo: Do... YoU HaVe AnYtHiNg SmAlLeR? Mike Nelson: I just want to remind you, this is a Northwest flight, so we'll be sitting in the tarmac for an hour, with no beverages, no air conditioning, and we're out of meals, and the flight attendants are overworked and abusive, and if you complain, we'll throw you off the flight. Detective Carson: He didn't have a chance to get rid of it. HA. Mike Nelson: [a character is in a tree] A separate piece... of *crap*! Crow T. Robot: [the Doctor starts to pull off his shorts] Aargh! Tom Servo: We're gonna change the dog's name to Crispy. I'm dropping Michelle off at her place? Joel: Uh, Godzilla, your tail got longer. Attica! [a pair of legs are seen sticking out of a garbage can]. Crow: Come on, Mike, we're gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispenser. Dr. Bob Hogan: He'd sit on his mother's head if he had something to gain by it. You know, in fact, no one really should watch any of these scenes. Crow T. Robot: Hmm, Coke, Sprite, Pepto Bismol, United Airlines... Steve Guttenburg... Tom Servo: Uh, can I have that back? But then, suddenly, it starts to get weird. Crow: Yeah... Yeah I saw! Saved by Miss Mary. Dr. Forrester: Yeah, booby. Crow T. Robot: Like a bird... like a plane! Webster: This is a small town. Crow T. Robot: Yeah, the coffee tastes like mud. Servo: Oh. It's another Sandy Frank epic, this time from Chechylslovakia. Crow: "Sucked", Let's go with that word, movie. Foreign people talking in attics! Crow: So Mike, if you're in a plane crash and you're a girl, you instantly become helpless and sex hungered, and you murmer a lot? It's just not working. Sit on the square and simulate rowing. Crow T. Robot: Thank you Officer Platitude. Cats are dumb. You are how you look. Kevin R.W. Tom Servo: They must've spent tens of dollars on this. Crow: I felt a disturbance, like a million monkeys cried out at once, then all were silenced. Why should it bum you out? Crow: I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance! It later aired on The Comedy Channel/Comedy Central for seven seasons until its cancellation in 1996. Pride of the town." Crow T. Robot: None of this would have happened if chemistry weren't required. The frame story of MST3K involves a man (Mike Nelson) who is trapped on a space station by an evil scientist and forced to watch bad (read: really bad) movies with his two robot sidekicks, Servo and … God always answers prayers... [upon seeing one of the actors is named "Robert Z'dar"], [the episode opens with Crow in a cryogenic chamber]. Mike Nelson: Did it even occur to them to check for a zipper? Crow's mouth is so wide that Mike closes it up]. Dr. Forrester: Yes, remember that bad thing we saw? Glen Manning: That's right, I'm a freak! Of course you do. Tom Servo: Yeah, the toaster over. Dr. Forrester: And there's the ever popular leather mug maker. What would you like the most now? Crow T. Robot: I told you, Mike, I'm a bear. [a character tells someone to set a device on "nuclear"]. The point is that we shall cleave into this puny planet. Krankor: [terrified] : Oh, please don't hurt me. Dr. Forrester: Well, try harder you LOAD! You m…. I won it playing Keno. Elder: You've come to a land called Gor. Mike Nelson: This here is the kind of texture that other movies leave out. Dr. Forrester: I know. Crow: WOW. I'm a 'Bot without a country. Joel: Well, come on, Tom, I was just commanding you to do my will. So, Joel, we've loaded our machine only with public domain songs. Crow T. Robot: Just because it's futuristic doesn't mean it's practical. TV's Frank: Well actually I uh, didn't have any money, so I took the liberty of hawking your Rolex and... to pay for that... Dr. Forrester: Well, it's the thought that counts.

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